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JimmySaint

Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: Hel- Err, Home
Job: Person

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come... Coo-Coo-Ca-choo...

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2/7/08

Level: 20
Aura: Evil

Rank: Police Officer
Blams: 54
Saves: 618
Rank #: 11,788

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Exp. Points: 4,310 / 4,440
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Voting Pow.: 6.21 votes

BBS Posts: 101 (0.15 per day)
Flash Reviews: 89
Music Reviews: 44
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Merry Christmas

Posted by JimmySaint Dec. 25, 2009 @ 1:40 PM EST

Hope you are all enjoying the festivities of the season, where ever you may be :)

But alas, not all is well. I was broken up with through a text message as soon as my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend became single. 'Tis a pity, as I am now very insecure (am I not good enough to be broken up with in person?). Oh well, it's nothing new. I have clinical depression, I'm used to this kind of emotional torment.

But hopefully you aren't! I am personally snowed in, with snow banks that are about a meter high. No one can get through the snow, but at least I still have my cell phone to text my friends! Let me check my phone and... I don't have service in my own house!

But at least it gives me more time to enjoy the holiday alone by the fire, eh? The nice warm fire... That I don't have any more natural gas for. Well, it was nice while it lasted.

Maybe someone will come and comment on this post, then I won't feel so alone! But that won't happen any time soon...

I'm so alone...

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I am alive!

Posted by JimmySaint Dec. 11, 2009 @ 11:31 PM EST

<-- Check previous post for all the details\

The fire was extinguished and no one died! I have lived to see another sunrise, although I doubt I will, due to the fact that I love sleeping in :)

I am enjoying life :) How are you?

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holy shit

Posted by JimmySaint Dec. 10, 2009 @ 11:43 AM EST

i'm gonna write this quick because this is fucking crazy

a fire started at some plant in town and its spreading officials fear that it will spread to a 30,000 gallon propane tank that was just filled yesterday and will cause it to explode. if it does, it will cause an amonia tank nearby to burst and fill the air will a toxic gas.

the governor has declared our city in a state of emergency and has a mandatory evacuation for everyone within a mile radius of the fire. they are now saying that the fire may burn all through the weekend.

school is near the plant, so it has been canceled until further notice. end of the semester came early i guess haha. a black hawk helicopter has been deployed to get an infrared view of the fire.

i'll write something later if i live

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:) (:

Posted by JimmySaint Dec. 2, 2009 @ 8:58 PM EST

I'm finally happy, after years of depression and contemplation of certain things.

Help out KuroiYasha for me. Details on her post. Please? :3

Say anything. :)

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HELLS YEAH

Posted by JimmySaint Nov. 21, 2009 @ 2:54 PM EST

This week has been fantastic. Let me count the ways...

I gave a demonstrative speech on how to play "Wake Me Up When September Ends" on guitar. Everyone has agreed that; it was the best speech all year, that I should start a band, they want me to teach them how to play guitar, I am hotter and more popular now that everyone knows I can play guitar.

I have repaired several friendships that were previously destroyed because of people I previously assosciated with. +10 friends

Last night there was a dance at my school and, having nothing better to do, I went. I ended up being grinded on by 3 different girls at once. The hottest one has repeatedly told me she loved me, and has broken up with her a****** boyfriend. Great opportunity. I'm going for it.

I found $5 on the street.

Them Crooked Vultures debut album came out. It is EXCELLENT.

YOU CANT BRING ME DOWN! HOPE YOU ARE ALL AS HAPPY AS I AM!

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I'm Back

Posted by JimmySaint Aug. 12, 2009 @ 6:43 PM EDT

I'm back from my month long vacation from Newgrounds!

A few news updates:

My friend recently got a record deal from Discos-Azteca Records! He has videos on Youtube, his name is MC Gringo, if you want to check out his music. If you like it and want to leave a comment, tell him Colby Pflueger sent you (yes, that is my real name, but please continue calling me Jimmy).

Summer vacation for me will end in one week :( I enjoyed it, though :)

A few more on the way, but first I have to get to work. More will be here tomorrow.

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Independence Day!

Posted by JimmySaint Jul. 4, 2009 @ 3:29 PM EDT

Here in the United States, today is Independence Day!
I will enjoy this holiday by throwing firecrackers at the pompous upper-class and watching the annual fireworks show!
I leave you with this incredible video, enjoy :)

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Hey Everyone!

Posted by JimmySaint Jun. 30, 2009 @ 9:09 PM EDT

Sign up for Swagbucks here: Swagbucks!
Just fill in the info (name, e-mail address) and you're signed up!
I signed up less than a week ago and I already got $5 in gift cards to online stores!
Just use Swagbucks as your usual search engine and you win Swagbucks that you can use to win mp3s, video games, books, limited edition band, movie and TV merchandise, and a lot of other stuff! Sign up now!

Anyway, the secret thing I was planning on releasing has been postponed until further notice. Sorry, I'm just really busy right now :P

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Celebrity Deaths

Posted by JimmySaint Jun. 26, 2009 @ 4:53 PM EDT

With so many celebrities dying, this post just felf appropriate.
Here is a list of those who died recently that I respected and what they were most famous for:
Danny Gans - May 1st, 2009 - Popular entertainer in the Las Vegas Strip
Dorn DeLouise - May 5th, 2009 - Actor who appeared in many funny movies, including "Blazing Saddles," "History Of The World Part One," and "Silent Movie"
Koko Taylor - June 3rd, 2009 - "Queen Of The Blues"
David Carradine - June 4th, 2009 - Actor in many great action films including "Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2," "Sundown," and the popular "Kung Fu" series.
Edd McMahon - June 23rd, 2009 - Most widely known as Johnny Carson's sidekick on the hilarious "The Tonight Show"
Farrah Fawcett - June 25th, 2009 - Actress who played Jill Munroe in the TV series "Charlie's Angels"
Michael Jackson - June 25th, 2009 - Pop icon of the 80's with his hits "Thriller," "Billy Jean," and "Smooth Criminal" among several others.
Sky Saxon - June 25th, 2009 - Lead singer for the greatly underappreciated band, The Seeds.

Please respect these people, and remember them for all the good they did, not the bad. Any comments disrespecting them will be deleted.

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Something Is Coming.... and an update

Posted by JimmySaint Jun. 22, 2009 @ 8:08 PM EDT

Something is coming...
Something devious...
Something evil...
Something that God Himself has damned to the deepest bowels of Hell...
Something that will be on my page, right here, within a week...
First one to guess what it is wins a prize... No address or credit card necessary...
Unless you really want to give me your credit card. I'm open for donations. In fact, I opened a new charity. It's called the Let's Buy Jimmy Saint Some New CDs Foundation. Very worthy cause.

So anyway, guess what's coming! Art? Music? *Gasp* FLASH ANIMATION? It's anyones guess, and if you are correct, you get prize! So go ahead, guess! Guess it now!

Oh and I removed everyone from my Flash Portal Buddies list for now because I don't like taking credit for something I didn't do.

Updated: 06/24/09 5:14 PM 4 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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