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HE COMMITED SUICIDE. I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY.

I'm sorry to have to tell you this but our friend Jimmy has recently been hospitalized. Severe injuries, the doctors haven't told us what happened yet. I found this site on his computer when I was digging around to see if I could find anything that might tell us whats going on. Please leave a message if you know whats going on. I'll keep you all up to date on his condition.

Get well soon, buddy <3

In lieu of recent events (read: boredom) my friends and I have decided to use my genius to make a series of videos for YouTube. And you thought I wouldn't do anything with my life. Well, IN YOUR FACE, MOM AND DAD. By the way, can I borrow $20? Of course I can split a $100. *takes money and runs*

Here is just a few random updates, really bored right now so bear with me.

i have stopped shaving. I wish to look like Kurt Cobain or Jesus, so I'm letting the hair on my face and head grow. This should be great :D

I am going to Hell. I'll explain later.

I went to see Avatar in theatres with Maddie (cute bisexual friend). It was pretty good, PM me if you dont want to see the movie but want to know what happens.

I think someone is falling in love with me... Hope that works out well.

I'm watching as the girl I love falls for another guy... Hope I can be there to catch her...

I can feel my sanity slip through my grasp like sand... Holding on to reality is like clawing at the edge of a cliff before I fall... I frequently space out and wake up in places I dont remember. I'm losing weight, my once bulky frame now a mere fraction of what it was. I have so many ideas, but I lose track of them in my cluttered mind. I'm getting less and less sleep, staying up later and later and getting up earlier. People often remark on how quiet I am now, and how strange my behavior is becoming... I space out and forget what I was doing... Deams of ultraviolence and destruction cloud my mind and wont go away... I become frustrated and angry easily... I find myself on the brink of tears even when I feel the happiest, Uncontrollable fits of laughter come at dull moments... I feel diizy and my vision clouds over at random times... I frequently twitch... I feel paranoid as though someone is always watching me whenever I'm in a public or crowded place... I have had recurring thoughts of suicide... I feel a deep hopelessness come over me throughout the day...

That was a list of observations several others and I have made about myself. What do you think, ladies and gentlemen? Am I insane and insecure, or depressed, or bipolar, or some other case of mental irregularity?

Hope you are all enjoying the festivities of the season, where ever you may be :)

But alas, not all is well. I was broken up with through a text message as soon as my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend became single. 'Tis a pity, as I am now very insecure (am I not good enough to be broken up with in person?). Oh well, it's nothing new. I have clinical depression, I'm used to this kind of emotional torment.

But hopefully you aren't! I am personally snowed in, with snow banks that are about a meter high. No one can get through the snow, but at least I still have my cell phone to text my friends! Let me check my phone and... I don't have service in my own house!

But at least it gives me more time to enjoy the holiday alone by the fire, eh? The nice warm fire... That I don't have any more natural gas for. Well, it was nice while it lasted.

Maybe someone will come and comment on this post, then I won't feel so alone! But that won't happen any time soon...

I'm so alone...

<-- Check previous post for all the details\

The fire was extinguished and no one died! I have lived to see another sunrise, although I doubt I will, due to the fact that I love sleeping in :)

I am enjoying life :) How are you?

i'm gonna write this quick because this is fucking crazy

a fire started at some plant in town and its spreading officials fear that it will spread to a 30,000 gallon propane tank that was just filled yesterday and will cause it to explode. if it does, it will cause an amonia tank nearby to burst and fill the air will a toxic gas.

the governor has declared our city in a state of emergency and has a mandatory evacuation for everyone within a mile radius of the fire. they are now saying that the fire may burn all through the weekend.

school is near the plant, so it has been canceled until further notice. end of the semester came early i guess haha. a black hawk helicopter has been deployed to get an infrared view of the fire.

i'll write something later if i live

I'm finally happy, after years of depression and contemplation of certain things.

Help out KuroiYasha for me. Details on her post. Please? :3

Say anything. :)

This week has been fantastic. Let me count the ways...

I gave a demonstrative speech on how to play "Wake Me Up When September Ends" on guitar. Everyone has agreed that; it was the best speech all year, that I should start a band, they want me to teach them how to play guitar, I am hotter and more popular now that everyone knows I can play guitar.

I have repaired several friendships that were previously destroyed because of people I previously assosciated with. +10 friends

Last night there was a dance at my school and, having nothing better to do, I went. I ended up being grinded on by 3 different girls at once. The hottest one has repeatedly told me she loved me, and has broken up with her a****** boyfriend. Great opportunity. I'm going for it.

I found $5 on the street.

Them Crooked Vultures debut album came out. It is EXCELLENT.

YOU CANT BRING ME DOWN! HOPE YOU ARE ALL AS HAPPY AS I AM!

I'm back from my month long vacation from Newgrounds!

A few news updates:

My friend recently got a record deal from Discos-Azteca Records! He has videos on Youtube, his name is MC Gringo, if you want to check out his music. If you like it and want to leave a comment, tell him Colby Pflueger sent you (yes, that is my real name, but please continue calling me Jimmy).

Summer vacation for me will end in one week :( I enjoyed it, though :)

A few more on the way, but first I have to get to work. More will be here tomorrow.