This week has been fantastic. Let me count the ways...

I gave a demonstrative speech on how to play "Wake Me Up When September Ends" on guitar. Everyone has agreed that; it was the best speech all year, that I should start a band, they want me to teach them how to play guitar, I am hotter and more popular now that everyone knows I can play guitar.

I have repaired several friendships that were previously destroyed because of people I previously assosciated with. +10 friends

Last night there was a dance at my school and, having nothing better to do, I went. I ended up being grinded on by 3 different girls at once. The hottest one has repeatedly told me she loved me, and has broken up with her a****** boyfriend. Great opportunity. I'm going for it.

I found $5 on the street.

Them Crooked Vultures debut album came out. It is EXCELLENT.

YOU CANT BRING ME DOWN! HOPE YOU ARE ALL AS HAPPY AS I AM!